It is probably getting near that time where the Soc.sexuality.spanking newsgroup will be pretending to look for new moberators. What they usually do is put out a call for moberators, and then they take suggestions, and then the same group remains. I objected once, but basically, there is no objection, because the job of moberator is a very simple one, and as it was explained to me, even a comatose carrot would be able to handle the job, so no objection is valid.
Still, in our opinion here at Smiling With Teeth News, there are some unwritten requirements for the job, so Steven has created this absolutely wonderful song about it! Have you got what it takes to be a moberator? I really doubt the mobers will use this in their advertising campaign, but no reason we can’t sing it here. :-)
Welcome to the Newsgroup is part of The Shadowed Lane Album. You can download all the songs, including the artwork by simply visiting the Janitorial Symphonies. You can add all these songs to your itunes, and they even come complete with album art!
Also, you can download the song and sing along to the lyrics by simply clicking the link below.
Welcome to the newsgroup,
The moderators home,
I shall introduce them,
Do as they do in RomeSay hello to Marie,
She’s from the Wonderful World
She’s proud to be a moderator,
She’s a filthy hacking girl!Say hello to Tony,
He of the Shady Lane,
He’s known as Torpedo Octopus,
To your web host he’ll complain,
The Newsgroup is gone,
It’s time to Twitter on!Chorus
So that is why when people ask me what I think it takes, to be a moderator
I tell them to leave their conscience at the door
Kiss the ass of the shady lane, like you’ve never had to kiss before,
Buy into the wonderful world and have a hack attack,
And to that lawyer from the North
The king of all sock puppets and proxies,
And if you can handle that
Then you can be a moderator too!Welcome to the newsgroup,
Barrister leads the way,
Just play with his cyber penis,
He’ll remain your friend today!If you decide not to
Then Listen to what I say,
He will share your personal info
And sock puppet you every dayRepeat Chorus
Welcome to the newsgroup,
Pablo and Mija rule the roost,
Pablo is an asswipe,
His ego needs a boostMija will attack you,
If she goes off her meds,
Soil your reputation,
Then post a story to deflect what she saidRepeat Chorus












