Therapy for the Therapist

August 25th, 2010

This is Steven’s newest story, which I will shortly be adding to his story archive.    Steven wrote this story in the hopes of submitting it to a story contest at the SSS newsgroup, unfortunately, they only have 500 word categories this year.   Steven’s story ran close to 550 words.    The friendly posters at the Bottomlines Forum would like for this story to have been longer, much longer, and are clamoring for another chapter!  ….or two!


Therapy for the Therapist

Frank Blossman was sweating now.  This was simply too difficult to be done without feeling the emotional fallout.  Frank took a deep breath as he continued his trip back to those bygone days of his childhood.  A childhood that was both joyous and wondrous yet had more than its fair share of trauma.  Frank always felt that if it were not for bad parents, there would be no need for the services of a shrink.

“I remember the time I was riding my bike with my brother.  “We were coming down this steep hill which my dad had told us………….”

The sound of the phone ringing interrupted Frank in mid-sentence.

“Hello.  “Oh yes sweetie, it’s fine.  “You can go, just call me later and let me know you got there OK and what time you need me to pick you up.”

With that Jennifer Palmer put the phone down.  Frank wasn’t very happy now.  He lost his train of thought yet again.  It seemed that the phone was a regular part of their weekly sessions.  This was not the first time the phone had rung in the middle of Frank’s hour. An hour he paid for but certainly didn’t seem to own.

Before Frank could say a word, Dr. Palmer said, “OK, we have to stop now.”  Frank looked at his watch and saw it was only 3:30.

“We’ve only been here for 30 minutes,” Frank said.

“Wasn’t our session for half an hour today?” Jennifer asked.

Frank took a deep breath, hiding his anger.  “No, our sessions are always for an hour.”

Dr. Palmer looked at her schedule and then apologized. “Yes, I see.  I guess I forgot.  “I hope I didn’t schedule my next patient for 3:30.  “I need to check that out.”

So Frank sat and waited as Dr. Palmer made a phone call to the patient she sees after him, to make sure he was not already on his way to her.  As it turned out, she could not get him on the phone.  About five minutes later, another interruption as “Larry,” the next patient arrived at her office.  She excused herself and went to speak with him.  It didn’t take too long and she was back saying he was OK and would come back at 4.  Still, all these interruptions had made Frank wonder if this therapist could ever help him.

At 4, with the session now over, Frank handed Dr. Palmer payment for the hour.  He was due $10 change.  When he was not given any, he said, “I need change of $10.”

“Oh, how much do I charge you?”

“You charge me $10 less than I just gave you, Dr. Palmer.”

With his $10 in hand Frank left the office.

He drove home and called Dr. Palmer and told her he was not coming back.  He told her why and she admitted she had been less than attentive and apologized. She offered him a free session, but Frank said, “Remember when I told you about my perversion?”

“Yes,” Dr. Palmer said.

“If you want me to come back, I will demonstrate it on you, first hand!”

After an audible sigh was heard on the other end of the phone, Dr. Palmer’s voice said, “So see you next week then?”

“Yes,” Frank said, “I think we shall certainly need the full hour!”

The End

Coming and Going

August 16th, 2010

There is something to be said for stability.  I think what has always disappointed me in online only friendships with spankos, is their flimsy nature.  People come and go so quickly sometimes, walking into and out of your life.   I have often joked that there are perhaps only 20 spankos online, and I keep meeting them under various aliases over and over again.   It sure seems that way sometimes!

It is only when you actually meet people that they become  friends.  When I have met people there is a trust formed just by the act of meeting and playing.

I think that Steven and I have remained quite stable over the years.  Our screen names never change, we have a website with a domain name that remains unchanged.   We are here, and our history is here.  We never pretend to be anyone else, and if nothing else, our stability is what makes us, smilingwithteeth.com, the best FREE spanking website on the net!   We aren’t here to take your money, or sell your kink back to you.  It is  yours to do with as you please.  :-)

Wrong Color Panties – Zoey’s Lament

July 9th, 2010

It never fails.

You think that you have tired out your spanker.

Filled him up with birthday cake:

Run him ragged  with late night concerts:

..and your bottom is well punished and satisfied, and there you are behaving, or at least you THINK you are behaving …. and one small swat to your night gown clad bottom, and up slips your night gown an inch to reveal the WRONG color panties.  One would think that the ache in his arm would give him pause to just ignore this one tiny insignificant infraction …

… but there you are, over his knee again, for a long hard paddling for wearing the wrong color panties.

Teal panties are not white cotton panties … and don’t you forget it!

Click to see entire picture.

It was a ….Toe Tapping Terrific Time!

June 26th, 2010

Where are Steven and Zoey?   What are they up to?   Well this past week Steven came to Maryland for a visit and escorted Zoey to her very first concert!   It was none other than a YES concert.    Steven has been a YES fan since his teens, and Zoey is a recent convert.

The concert was at a beautiful venue – the Pier Six Pavillion in the inner harbor of Baltimore.   This concert arena is right on the water with cool breezes and beautiful harbor views.

Steven and Zoey had a toe tapping good time, and for an early birthday treat, Zoey got Steven a concert YES tshirt.

… and for punishment for putting 24 mushrooms into his Chicken Stir Fry,  Steven ended up administering 24 strokes of the cane to an already well punished behind, so that Zoey could barely sit down at the concert without screaming …OWWWWWWWW!   Although, nobody seemed to notice, as there was a lot of screaming going on.  :-)

The opening act was Peter Frampton and he really got the crowd excited!

YES was the main event, and Zoey got VERY excited to see Oliver Wakeman’s long flowing hair as he played the keyboards.  She was also thrilled to see Steve Howe in person, both she and Julie  (her naughty pucker hole) are big fans of Steve Howe.   Well, Julie is his BIGGEST fan, and he seemed to know it, as he kept lifting his head and smiling with teeth right in our direction.

Congratulations are in order.

June 14th, 2010

If we weren’t so darn busy with that tomfoolery called OTK, perhaps we would have updated about this sooner!  Congratulations are in order for Zoey’s birthplace of Chicagoland, and the Chicago Blackhawks, who have taken home Lord Stanley’s Cup.  It is the hardest sports trophy to win … except for perhaps the Derry Air!!! trophy.   Steven and Zoey watched just about every moment of playoff hockey  (zoey missed a few moments having to sleep through the end of a few west coast games as her bedtime is a bit earlier than Steven’s)

So now our focus turns to baseball ….   and harness racing …. and … OTK.

Revisited – The Shadowed Lane

June 3rd, 2010

The Shadowed Lane Revisited

As promised, Steven has “revisited” The Shadowed Lane music that he wrote a few years ago.    So here it is, an old favorite with a new flavor – in a new album!

The Shadowed Lane (Revisited)

(right click the link and download to your hard drive!)

As always, you can see all the Janitorial Music at the Janitorial Symphonies page, and every song downloads ready to use on your ipod, complete with album art!

Hockey = Life – The Stanley Cup Looms Large!

May 26th, 2010

It is official!  Congratulations are in order for both the Chicago Blackhawks and the Philadelphia Flyers who have made it, bruised and banged to the Stanley Cup FInals!

Steven and I had picked as our favorites the Devils and the Hawks at the beginning of this process – well, – the Devils were out in the first round, but here are the Blackhawks ready to vie for The Cup.    We are going to continue to root for the Blackhawks, a deserving team with a great season and a fantastic playoff run.    The Flyers deserve all sorts of credit as well for their playoff showing.   They eeked into the playoffs by beating the NY Rangers and continued to pound team after team, surprising us every step of the way with some exciting last minute wins and doing the ALMOST impossible coming back from three games down and…. three goals down in a game seven!

The Blackhawks “made us proud” as they SWEPT the choking San Jose Sharks, four games to none in the last round.   What a fun series for us to revel in.

So, it is with much anticipation that I look forward to the Stanley Cup Playoffs this year!

It is hockey playoff time here at smilingwithteeth, so don’t fuck with us!

~zoey

New Song – Welcome to the Newsgroup

May 21st, 2010

It is probably getting near that time where the Soc.sexuality.spanking newsgroup will be pretending to look for new moberators.  What they usually do is put out a call for moberators, and then they take suggestions, and then the same group remains.   I objected once, but basically, there is no objection, because the job of moberator is a very simple one, and as it was explained to me, even a comatose carrot would be able to handle the job, so no objection is valid.

Still, in our opinion here at Smiling With Teeth News, there are some unwritten requirements for the job, so Steven has created this absolutely wonderful song about it!   Have you got what it takes to be a moberator?   I really doubt the mobers  will use this in their advertising campaign, but no reason we can’t sing it here.  :-)

Welcome to the Newsgroup is part of The Shadowed Lane Album.  You can download all the songs, including the artwork by simply visiting the Janitorial Symphonies.  You can add all these songs to your itunes, and they even come complete with album art!

Also, you can download the song and sing along to the lyrics by simply clicking the link below.

Welcome to the Newsgroup

Welcome to the newsgroup,
The moderators home,
I shall introduce them,
Do as they do in Rome

Say hello to Marie,
She’s from the Wonderful World
She’s proud to be a moderator,
She’s a filthy hacking girl!

Say hello to Tony,
He of the Shady Lane,
He’s known as Torpedo Octopus,
To your web host he’ll complain,
The Newsgroup is gone,
It’s time to Twitter on!

Chorus

So that is why when people ask me what I think it takes, to be a moderator
I tell them to leave their conscience at the door
Kiss the ass of the shady lane, like you’ve never  had to kiss before,
Buy into the wonderful world and have a  hack attack,
And to that lawyer from the North
The king of all sock puppets and proxies,
And if you can handle that
Then you can be a moderator too!

Welcome to the newsgroup,
Barrister leads the way,
Just play with his cyber penis,
He’ll remain your friend today!

If you decide not to
Then Listen to what I say,
He will share your personal info
And sock puppet you every day

Repeat Chorus

Welcome to the newsgroup,
Pablo and Mija rule the roost,
Pablo is an asswipe,
His ego needs a boost

Mija will attack you,
If she goes off her meds,
Soil your reputation,
Then post a story to deflect what she said

Repeat Chorus

Hockey = Life

May 19th, 2010

I am a little slow about getting our picks for the third round SWT hockey playoff picks… been busy watching hockey playoffs and betting on harness racing.  :-)

Canadiens vs Flyers    – Canadiens (although at this point the Flyers are up two games!  Amazing series to watch and the Flyers have been a surprising playoff team this year.  Just amazing and noteworthy!)

Hawks vs Larks   – Blackhawks all the way!  Yeah!

~zoey

Hockey = Life (round 2)

May 3rd, 2010


The first round of the playoffs was exciting to watch.  The most exciting moment of the playoffs was found in the Blackhawks vs Nashville series in game 5 where the last moments of the game had the Blackhawks tying the game at 4, then fighting a 4 minute major penalty, and eventually scoring to win  in overtime.

The most entertaining moment of the first round games came when the Sharks lost in overtime by the score of 1-0 to Colorado in game three after shooting the puck into their own net.  It is rather surprising the Sharks overcame such an embarrassing loss to continue to the second round where they now face the Redwings.

So here are the teams we think will win in round #2

Bruins vs Flyers   – Bruins
Canadiens vs Penguins -  Penguins  (though anything can happen!)
Blackhawks vs Canucks – Blackhawks
Red Wings vs Sharks  – We are rooting for non-career threatening injuries for both teams.