November 18th, 2008
I was laughing the other day, because Herbs has been sending photos around to Da Family of his newest contruction project. He has been working on the downstairs of our house, some new windows and even walls! This project has been ongoing for months. When he sent around this latest picture I had to laugh, because he asked if I had a “before” picture of the same area of our house.
Naturally, I said SURE!
This picture appears at the Janitorium Sounds and Scenes - and I have always loved how Steven gives me a little rub and pat in this picture - with me dressed in school skirt and saddle shoes! It’s from exactly the same vantage point in our house as the picture further down.

Before the Basement Construction
So, here is our basement now during the construction! I don’t think he can send this comparison to any of the vanilla relatives though.

During Construction
I promise to get an “After” Contruction picture more like the Before shot…. sometime soon!!
Don’t you agree? - rooms with pool tables make perfect spanking locations. ;-)
~zoey
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November 14th, 2008
Many times I find a picture of a spanked bottom online and show it to Steven. Occasionally in the past I have accidentally sent him male bottoms when I thought I was sending him female bottoms. This always gets me into so much trouble!! So, over the years I have become more and more adept at picking out male behinds from female behinds.
I’ve noticed though, that I can also tell other things from just looking at bottoms. I can tell a lawyer’s ass from a teacher’s ass. I can tell a Canadian’s behind from an Frenchman’s. Heck, I can tell an enemy from a friend. All it takes is a bit of practice and you will be able to also!

wha wha WHA!
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November 9th, 2008
Back in February I posted this picture of Julie’s Pink Mustang. Well now Julie (the anus) has another car to drive round when she is in the rough roading sort of mood.

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November 6th, 2008
Zoey does!
Yes, it’s my birthday! I usually like to do nice things for other people on my birthday, it comes from those childhood birthday parties where you made sure your guests have a nice time, win the games, and take home a goodie bag! So I always feel my birthday is a time to share something I enjoy.
Here is my favorite video of Steven and his super sexy forearms and spanking hands! - he is playing a little song he wrote for me, and whenever I watch it (which is often) it always makes me SMILE with TEETH!

Click the picture to see the movie!
Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to ME!
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October 25th, 2008
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October 24th, 2008

Smilingwithteeth.com was TAGGED by Tigger
Thank you Tigger for taking the time to link to us. :-)
{{Edit: But then Tigger deleted their blog - which is one reason I HATE BLOGS! so - broken link to the former blog of Tigger removed!}}
So this means that we are in great danger of being sucked into bloggergames…. but we will risk it and play along!
First because we were tagged we have to follow the rules of this blogger chain letter - although we have not been threatened with being blown up, or having gum stuck to our shoes, we decided not to risk the bad blogger karma and break the chain!! So here we go:
The Rules-
* Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.
* Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog - some random, some weird.
* Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blog.
* Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
- Fact One: We feel that ass fucking is good discipline for naughty girls.
- Fact Two: We don’t have a blog, we have a NEWS service … like the CNN of spanking
- Fact Three: Hockey is Life … the rest just details.
- Fact Four: Skidmarks are not easy to see with black panties or with thongs.
- Fact Five: Angst seems to follow us everywhere
- Fact Six: Sometimes the Vortex of Sleep just sucks you in
- Fact Seven: We are the best FREE spanking site on the internet! (and we are very modest)
Now here are the Tags:
Um…. um…. Try as I might, I couldn’t find seven blogs to add. I didn’t want to bother the few I do freqent with comments, most are artistic blogs where the best thing to do is comment on their artwork and they aren’t updated that much.
So.. I shall be breaking the chain and not following the rules, and risking bad blog karma!!!… but here are seven of our favorite links anyway. Perhaps we can squeeze into blogger good karma on a technicality.
- The Spirit Art Studio - he has been linking to us since the dawn of the internet after a fun email exchange with Z years ago, and we appreciate that and love his artwork.
- Saxon Spanking Web - one of those all around interesting Spanking websites that are a great start on your spanking journey
- Mr Whacker is one blog I love to check out. I enjoy seeing Mr Whacker punish his very own schoolgirl wife!
- Our friend Domino has a website that we love to visit - she has a lovely collection of spanking stories and other goodies she has collected through the years – but you need a password to get in. Write her and tell her you want access!
- We love the Spanking Art Wiki!
- SpankZUnlimited - this site is run by a friend of Zoey’s - a nice forum for Spankos and we share a lot of friends between Spank School and Paddy’s forum.
- Drawing Her OTK - Patron E Hall’s artwork is worth checking out.
Never let it be said that the SmilingWithTeeth.com NEWS is not willing to play along for fun!
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October 23rd, 2008
DADDY DOES!
We ask this question, because during the World Series you might wonder if the best hot dogs come from the ballfield, or - if perhaps you can get the best hot dogs someplace else. Well, I had the pleasure of enjoying a hot dog straight from Janitor Steve’s very own Hot Dog Machine, and it was FANTASTIC!
It was absolutely the best hot dog I ever had in my life!! I say this and it has nothing at all to do with the fact that Da Janitor also has the best canes and the best hairbrush collection.
Here is a picture of da Janitor’s very own hotdog machine.

YUMMY!
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October 20th, 2008
During all the excitement of Mia’s visit and making a variety of updates here, somehow the Janitorial film archives forgot to share this wonderful movie of Mia getting a hand spanking!
She is such a pleasure to play with, her little ouches and oochies can be clearly heard in this movie. Also, her bottom turns a lovely shade of red from this rather ouchy hand spanking. The Janitorium has been updated with this video - and we are also posting about it here at the NEWS - where you can always check to see what is going owan at Smiling With Teeth.

click here to see movie
To learn more about Mia’s visit, click on the other posts in the Mia category!
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October 16th, 2008
I am not sure if I have clarified my personal feelings about wooden spoons before, but basically - they HURT. They also leave small round red spots and leave my behind very sore and bruised. Not only this, but wooden spoons cause you to kick and cry and try to squirm away from your daddy’s grasp. I think wooden spoons should be banned as a spanking implement.
Here is a picture taken this past weekend while I visited Steven, and he spanked me with a wooden spoon, and also finished up my punishment with a few cane strokes. Only click on this picture if you wish to see my bared bottom and lots of red wooden spoon marks…. you pervert!

Click to see entire picture.
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October 8th, 2008
Daddy does!
I know.. I have said this before, but I just wanted to make sure everybody understands that Da Janitor’s bird feeder is the absolute best! The last time I was there visiting, I heard the familiar shriek of a blue jay and I jumped up and peered out the window, and sure enough there it was. Now, when a blue jay decides that your bird feeder is the best, well - there is no arguing with it. Blue Jays are very particular!

Blue Jays will shriek to clear the feeder and announce their arrival!

This male cardinal knows the feeder is here for HIM!

A nice shot by Steven - click to enlage.
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